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Pecos
Bill and His Love Slue-Foot Sue
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Pecos Bill, Classic
figure in American Tall Tales and the "Greatest Cowboy of 'em all". He was said to have lived in the 20th century, and been a highly important figure in, the taming of the Western
frontier. Pecos Bill embodied idealised cowboy virtues in a series of superhuman feats. He is said to have been
raised by coyotes near the Pecos River after falling from a wagon as a baby. On his return to humanity he invented the lasso,
tamed and rode a cyclone, used a rattlesnake as a whip, could rope an entire herd at one go, used the entire Rio Grande to
water his ranch, and performed other similar feats. He rode a horse called Lightning (known also as Widow-maker) and dated
a girl called Slue-Foot Sue.
Slue-Foot Sue was the love of his life, who he would later have to shoot. Sue insisted
on riding Widow-maker (and was allowed to) sometime after her wedding to Pecos Bill. Widow-Maker threw Sue and due to the
hooped dress she was wearing she began to bounce (so high that she hit her head on the moon). After Slue-Foot Sue had been
bouncing for days, Pecos-Bill realized that she would starve to death, so he put her out of her misery by shooting her. Though
it is said that Bill was married many times, he never did recover from the loss of Sue.
The stories were written
by Edward O'Reilly in the Saga of Pecos Bill, published in 1923.  |
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Slue-foot
Sue Now, Pecos Bill had a way with women.
No doubt. He had dozens of wives during his time. But his one true love according to most tall tales was Slue-foot Sue. She
was his first wife - and she could ride almost as good as Bill himself.
Bill first saw Slue-foot Sue ridin' a catfish
down the Rio Grande. She was riding standing up and holdin' on with only one hand sose she could take pot-shots at the clouds
with her six-shooter. Was making a right pretty pattern too. Bill jest went head over heels for her. Proposed on the spot.
They was married the next day too.
Sue was dressed in one of them white jobs with the large hoops. Looked plumb
beautiful. Right after they was married, Sue insisted Bill prove how much he loved her by letting her ride his horse, Widow-maker.
Bill couldn't talk her out of it, so Sue climbed on that great devil of a horse.
Well, Widow-Maker bucked like
a maniac, jest as you'd expect. Sue was thrown off - clear up to the clouds. Luckily, Sue was still wearing her springy hoop.
When she hit the ground, she bounced up again. But we all soon realized Sue couldn't stop bouncing. She bounced so high she
kept hitting her head on the moon. She was crying and crying buckets of tears, and throwin' kisses to her new husband. But
even he couldn't stop her bouncing.
We waited three days and four nights. Finally, even Bill realized that she
was gonna starve to death before she stopped bouncing, so he had to shoot her. It was a cryin' shame. Well, time heals wounds,
and Bill finally got married again. And again. And again. But as the american tall tale goes, he never felt the same about
another woman as he felt for his first wife, Slue-foot Sue.
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